youreyestheyglow:

ad0lf-hipster:

advantages of being a boy:

  • your boobs don’t get in the way
  • no period
  • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
  • no childbirth
  • penises are fun
  • shirts always fit over your chest 
  • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
  • you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

  • can use your bra as an extra pocket
  • which you need because the pockets on your pants are fake

(via lorrettadicketownnl)

pemsylvania:

so apparently it is against the hospital rules for me to practice stunts on my bike in their parking lot??? why?? because I might get hurt??? good thing I’m at the hospital

(Source: pemsylvania, via paranormaldinosaurs)

spoken-not-written:

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

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I’m going to become famous just so I get free chocolate.

(via jookerie)

magicaldeductions:

goddammit bill

(via kungpaoshrimp)

Harry Styles out for a ride a bike through Beverly Hills. (22/4/14)

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

(via paranormaldinosaurs)